Every once in a while some spam just stands out for sheer stupidity or bad writing or absurdity. This was a spam comment that some spammer tried to put on this blog. I have not edited it at all except to remove any links and such and extraneous line breaks. I found this one interesting because it’s actually a story. A poorly written, depraved, kinda gross story, but still. And if you’re faint of heart or easily offended, don’t bother read. It’s quite explicit 
She came out of the restroom and turned off the bathroom light. Chrissy spread her young legs wide as my tongue ran up and down the length of her virgin slit. Joann, How’s she doing?” The members realised that of course she could not be spitted, as the metal would cause problems in the microwave. Lately, I’ve come to realize that I’m not quite the straight as an arrow type I always considered myself. He managed to get his lips around the straw and drank the sweet syrupy drink she had left.
AHHHHH! Yyyyyyyyyyrrrrrgggggh!’
As I eased from the table and wrapped the towel around me I move to make a closer inspection.
As soon as you finish with my son and Tommy, I’m going to let you eat my hairy twat. Luckily my breasts where soaked up enough so that they did not hurt much while slapping against the wall ! She also attached each of his ankles to a buckled cuff at either end of a long metal bar. After a moment of confusion he immediately noticed his jaws were fused open with a large object stretching his mouth to an extremely uncomfortable position, and he was drooling profusely.
Well if you haven’t guessed yet we are all members of a rape gang, and everyone here wants to fuck your fanny, arse, mouth and anything else they can think of.”
He wished he could watch, could see her as he had never seen her naked although he had imagined it many times. The blonde is from L.A. I hurried into the shower as fast as I could, knowing that I only had enough time to dry my hair and get dressed. As the bucket emptied, she finally began to feel the bloating feeling that goes with such an invasion. Come on let’s do it again.”
Chrissy was just a little too shy to fingerfuck herself while I was there.
Can’t go wrong with a Simon Pegg movie. It wasn’t as roll on the floor, split your seams funny as Hot Fuzz or Shaun of the Dead, but it was still a fun, cute (and gross at parts) movie.